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Bird is the Word

Snowed in (again) on The Road2Elsewhere

Cut Your Own (revisited)

R2E #59: My neighbor, Virginia Woolf

Velophilia: A bespoke love story

Your Ski Pass, Yourself

A Side Dish of Poetry to Go with Your Turkey Leg

[revisiting] 'Twas the Night of Thanksgiving, and the Carbon-Monoxide Detector went Beep Beep BEEP

NPR: Yurt So Good

Embracing the New (F'ed-Up) Normal

The Many Ways Tuesday's Election Won't Change Your Life

Danube Portfolio, Part Two: Sketchy

Danube Portfolio, Part One: On Troubled Waters

ELECTION SPECIAL: It's Time We Stopped Eating Fried Bull Testicles

Rocky Mountain…WHY????

Fat-Bear Shaming Week, 2024

Screw Teetotalitarianism! Bottoms up!

Nincompoop #58: A Giant, Yes, But with a Relatively Small Penis

In Praise of America's National Porks

Grasshopper-pocalypseNow!

Peter Moore: The Oldster Interview

[REVISITING] Orca-pocalypse Now!

That Time I Pissed into a Volcano

The Man Who Planted Trees in a Burn Scar

The Little Engine that Probably Won't, Anytime Soon

R2E Excerpt #57: Three to Thurber

How to drive off persistent summer pests

[REVISITING] Hammock Life Magazine

France Prepares for the Olympics

[NPR Commentary] Man vs. Mountain Goat at Arapahoe Basin

A Royal Pain in the Arts

THE R2EADERS HAVE SPOKEN!

The First-Ever Road2Elsewhere Poll!

Wild Horses? You Couldn't Drag Me Away

Why Buy the Substack Cow when You Get Grade A Milk for Free?

How to outrun, out-swim, and out-ski Colorado disasters

The Day for Memories

NPR: "Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth."

[revisiting] At the American Cemetery on Omaha Beach

Cartoonapalooza #15: Baseball's new humility, the zero-day workweek, mom's food truck, and oh-so-much more

Define Yourself, Before Someone Else Does that For You

It's Mom Time!

Sick of Your Career? Launch a New One!

Invite your friends to read Road2Elsewhere by Peter Moore

Cartoonapalooza #14: The F*%#-It List, AI Deepfake Detector, Book Groupocalypse, and more!

Tourism options in the Land that Budgeting Forgot

[REVISITING] Vincent & Me

R2E Excerpt #56: I am a Bad Houseguest and Even Worse Novelist

Mother Nature Throws a Wicked Curveball

The 50 Best Hiking, Trekking, and Walking Books of All Time

Confessions of an Umbraphile

[REVISITING] My Ski Season: Off Piste? Or Piste Off?

I've been SHATTERED (Sha-DO-beh)

A Total Eclipse of the Substack

The April Fools

Cartoonapalooza #13: New From TJ's; Sun, Moon, Eclipse; Regrettable White Things; plus...

How Mirror Neurons Can Make You Happier and More Successful Than You Deserve to Be

[REVISITING] Four Therapeutic Effects of Increased Smileage

R2E Excerpt #55: "And then my heart with pleasure fills, and dances with the daffodils..."

Live, from the Rocky Mountain High state, It's The ColoradOscars!

Cartoonapalooza #12: The "Socks" Conundrum, Baby Strollers of the Gods, The Five Stages of Snow, and you bet your sweet a** there's more!

SPECIAL TO THE COLORADO SUN: Commuters, Blue-State Republicans, and other endangered species that need rescuing

We finally know who (or what?) a "person" is!

REVISITING: Oscars™ in an Instant!

Driving under the influence of hilarity

Thoughts...while on hold for 1h 15m with the Social Security Administration

R2E Excerpt #54: "The chief beauty about time is that you cannot waste it in advance"

REVISITING: The Unidentified Floating Object

Skiing Toward the Apocalypse

ALASKA REVISTED: The Call of the Mild

Cartoonapalooza #11: Rat-hattan, Snowflakes who Vote, and...Don't Forget to Tip Your Cartoonist! (Now, typo free!)

REVISTING: Drawn and Quartered in France

Thursday Morning, 5AM

Every Frozen Dead Guy Has His Day

R2E Excerpt #53: A Stolen Cat, Living For Eternity in the British Museum

The Last Dance of the Plastic Shopping Bag

Cartoonapalooza #10: Thermostat settings (for your cat); the Winter Squirrelympics: Oysters sweat out the "r" months; and--oh yeah--more!

Other things the Colorado Supreme Court should weigh in on

Cartoonapalooza #9: What the wave thinks of the surf champion; twilight of the RVs; Captcha hell; plus BONUS animation for subscribers only!