Why Buy the Substack Cow when You Get Grade A Milk for Free?

Because, the cow needs mooooooooooooooooooooooooo-lah to keep producing, that's why! WRITTEN & ILLUSTRATED by PETER MOORE

ARE YOU A FREE SUBSCRIBER TO THE ROAD2ELSEWHERE? You’re one among 4,356 discriminating and good-looking people! Thank you!

Paying subscriber here? You’re one of a few dozen proud, generous, latter-day Medicis! And even more discriminating and even better looking, if that’s even possible. Thank you thank you thank you!

Of course, the non-paying majority may have a point. Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free? Here’s why: It takes a whole lotta grass to produce Grade-A milk!

Mooooooooooo!

I held a brainstorm with myself for 101 other reasons you should consider tossing a few bucks in the basket, at the optional tollbooth on the Road2Elsewhere.

For instance….

1. You know how hard it is to come up with 101 of anything?

2. This column is 100% gluten free.

3. The Road2 Elsewhere was not built on Tribal Lands.

4. Cartoonists are as rare as mode…