In Praise of America's National Porks

Our nation's "best idea" just got a little better: Add bacon! WRITTEN & ILLUSTRATED by PETER MOORE

MY FRIEND WAYNE KEEPS URGING ME to include more food in my posts. Well, nobody does it quite like he does. Still, I’m trying. So when I was staring at a photograph of Delicate Arch, in Arches National Pork Park, I remembered something important: Everything is better with bacon. Including quirky geological formations.

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“I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.”

—Alfred Hitchcock

Or just, you know…

Or you could even buy me a coffee. It goes great with bacon and eggs.