How to outrun, out-swim, and out-ski Colorado disasters

I live in the U.S.'s third most dangerous state. But it’s also the fittest state. How to survive? Put your exceptional fitness to use and run like hell! PETER MOORE, IN THE THE COLORADO SUN.

Every month I contribute a panel cartoon to the Colorado Sun, a peerless source of high country news launched by refugees from the Denver Post, when hedge-fund predators took over the newspaper. But for some reason their talented editors encourage me to make fun of the state they’re working so hard to report on and improve. Maybe they should investigate me?