REVISITING: Oscars™ in an Instant!

Doddering old baseball sped up. Why not the Academy Awards™ telecast, too? WRITTEN™ & ILLUSTRATED™ by PETER™ MOORE™

MY TWO-BIGGEST TIME WASTERS every year are: 1. Any baseball game I watch from beginning to end, and 2. The Oscar™ telecast, which I watch from red carpet to red-eye conclusion, late in the night. Both of these institutions have taken steps to speed up their deliveries, which I made note of in a substack post that hardly anybody saw, last year. I now have 3,000 more subscribers than I did then! I’m surprised too! I’ll be skiing in Utah as you read this, so my stylus is taking the day off. I hope you enjoy this 1/100th as much as I do skiing at Snowbird.