Sitemap - 2022 - Road2Elsewhere by Peter Moore
Snowed in (again) on The Road to Elsewhere
We'll Have a Blu(cifer) Christmas at Denver International Airport
Six Ways France is Improving my Life in the U.S.
How to Speed Ski Traffic on I-70 in Colorado: Five Modest Proposals
A Dangerously Windy Day in Colorado
The Hazards of Being a Cartoonist
Gerard Manley Hopkins at Your Thanksgiving Table
Four Therapeutic Effects of Increased Smileage
Turkey Week #3: Ben Franklin vs. the National Bird
Turkey Week #2: Tinder for Gobblers
Guest Comment from a 312,000-Ton Woman
Starry-eyed in Starry-Night Territory
That Time I Visited King Charles III's Place in The Cotswolds
The Road 2 Elsewhere (+Elk Sex) Now Basking in The Colorado Sun
Road 2 Elsewhere, Excerpt #42: The Least Likely Customer in Paris's Red Light District
The Real Shit Tom Brady is Dealing With at Age 45: An illustrated exposé
Road 2 Elsewhere, Excerpt #41*: Lust amongst the fragrant herbs
Six (Stupid) Reasons Not to Go on Vacation
Road 2 Elsewhere, Excerpt #40*: Underfoot. Undersized. Underachieving. And so, to Paris.
Seven Things You Need to Know about Pickleball
Road 2 Elsewhere, Excerpt #39: What the Hell is Water?
Eight People You Meet at the Ol' Ball Game
Road 2 Elsewhere, Excerpt #38: Man vs. Cow, High Above Grindelwald, Switzerland
Armadillos Everywhere All At Once
Road 2 Elsewhere, Excerpt #37*: Fortunate, Not Lucky
Road to Elsewhere, Excerpt #36*: My Haunted Courtyard in Paris
Their first thought when the world ends next week
R2E Excerpt #36: Dreaming Dickens
The Loch Ness Monster: New Evidence
Road to Elsewhere, Excerpt #34: Naked Architecture, by the Seine in Paris
Five Benefits of Waking up Really, Really Early
Road to Elsewhere, Excerpt #33: Bones, Bones, and More Bones Under the Streets of Paris
Skiing 2021-22: It Went Downhill Fast
Big Foot-Care Tips from Sasquatch
How a 140-year Old Girl Found Floating in the Seine Saves Thousands of Lives Every Year
Road to Elsewhere, Excerpt #30: The Titanic wasn't the Only Disaster in Belfast
Frontier, Spirit Airlines Merge to Form Giant Pain in the Ass
Road to Elsewhere, Excerpt #29: Is Love Fleeting, Futile, or Just F'ed Up?
Adventures of a Very Tiny Terrorist
Road to Elsewhere, Excerpt #27*: Where I Fail to Meet my Future Wife In a Cafeteria in Paris
Road to Elsewhere, Excerpt #26: The Jesus Color-Wheel
How Louis XVI Lost Both of His Heads
Road to Elsewhere, Excerpt #24*: The Past Isn't Dead. It's a Stop on the Paris Metro
Road to Elsewhere, Excerpt #23*: Sacré-Cœur? Sa·cré bleu!
Happy National Repetition Repetition Repetition Day
Road to Elsewhere, Excerpt #22*: How Paris Dug Out from 500,000 Pounds of Manure (Every Day)
The Four Stages of Doing Anything Worthwhile
Road to Elsewhere, Excerpt #21*: Portrait of the Artist as a Young Nincompoop
Five Heartfelt F.U.s to Marie Kondo
Road to Elsewhere, Excerpt #19: When Life Asks Questions, Change the Subject