The Loch Ness Monster: New Evidence

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NEWS ITEM: THE BRITISH DAILY MIRROR, MAY 1, 2022, : A video has emerged which appears to show a 30ft creature moving through the water at Loch Ness, reigniting monster rumours. The two-and-a-half minute clip seems to show humps emerge above the surface of the water with something swimming and turning below. Experts have described it as the most compelling footage from the past two decades years spent looking for the Loch Ness Monster. Gary Campbell, who celebrated 25 years of recording Nessie sightings, acknowledged the footage and said it was the best he has seen in 22 years. "In terms of video evidence, there’s been two or three really good videos in the past but this is certainly up there with the best of them," he told Mail Online."When something like this comes along which is genuinely inexplicable then it is great." (Video link here.)

Campbell runs Official Loch Ness Monster Sightings Register, which has documented 1,140 sightings of a creature that doesn’t exist. By that measur…