The Real Shit Tom Brady is Dealing With at Age 45: An illustrated exposé

The NFL is back! So's Tom! (Sorry Gisele.)

TOM BRADY TOOK A COUPLE OF WEEKS OFF DURING his NFL training camp, with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Which you can do if you’ve won seven Super Bowls, and been hailed as the NFL’s G.O.A.T. (greatest of all time). Upon his return, Gisele Bündchen’s husband, and father of three, and recent un-retiree, said: “I'm 45-years old, man. There's a lot of shit going…