We'll Have a Blu(cifer) Christmas at Denver International Airport
In my latest column for The Colorado Sun, I enlist a 32-tall fiberglass horse named Blucifer to help Santa on his way. WRITTEN AND ILLUSTRATED BY PETER MOORE
[Note: This column ran yesterday in The Colorado Sun, Colorado’s journalist-owned, award-winning news outlet. It covers everything from politics and culture to the outdoor industry and education. Plus: My cartoons!]
UPWARDS OF FIVE MILLION PASSENGERS and 60 million tons of freight will pass through Denver International Airport this month. But with the recent Uber/Lyft job action, flight attendants quitting the airlines and other crucial workers still on permanent vacation, how will all these passengers and their packages make it through?
We have some ideas, involving a red-suited courier, his newly horse-powered sleigh, and the most important flight of the season.
1. Yo, Santa. Why employ miniature reindeer when you could have Blucifer and his stablemates?
2. The infrastructure at DIA is awesome. But you could improve it, Santa!
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