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A tip of my cowboy hat to sharp-eyed reader Matt, who pointed out that cows, as ladies, do not have testicles. Ooof. I'm all hat and no cattle, evidently. Thanks, Matt!

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Oh, I can't choose. They all hit the nail on the head. Maybe we could set up a dart board as a way to vote. Could get dangerous!

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How is your aim?

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Not if you're good at ducking.

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Oh, no! They're one of my fave snacks!

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When I wrote that headline, I thought: Wayne will be the first one to respond. BINGO!

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Oh how wise u r!

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They're one of those things that make me grateful to be a vegetarian... I mean, ew!

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I’m not a vegetarian, but I’m married to one. Out of respect for her, I eschew testicles rather than chew them.

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I'm registered to vote, but I suspect election day will be a long, exhausting process this year. I will need chocolate, lots and lots of chocolate!

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Ooof. Im not looking forward to it. Perhaps there’s a cave I could hide in.

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Me, neither, but there's a deranged beast that we need to vote against. 👹

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