Literally three seconds before I opened your post, an ad popped up on a site: “sarcasm is the body’s response to stupid”!
Having burned several years in retail, it took several more after retirement to ever get in the holiday mood. I just skip the ‘stupid’ parts (like shopping) and enjoy the lights and treats.
Tis the season for cynicism! HoHoHo Love it!
Is that what season it is? I’ll have to buy some cynical xmas presents!
Literally three seconds before I opened your post, an ad popped up on a site: “sarcasm is the body’s response to stupid”!
Having burned several years in retail, it took several more after retirement to ever get in the holiday mood. I just skip the ‘stupid’ parts (like shopping) and enjoy the lights and treats.
Happy Solstice Peter & your lived ones!
Solstice! The return of light! Whew! We made it!
Last year there were no deer droppings on the roof or even coal in empty stockings. Now I know why. 💥💥💥🤯
Truly inspiring. I teared up when the elves unionized and the North Pole moved its HQ to Delaware for tax purposes.
Hilarious. Now I can start my day.
I hate to think that you WOULDN’T have started your day, if I hadn’t published that. I mean, what’s the alternative?
Next up…. Mars 😅
A recruiter just texted me, telling me of the many job openings I’m qualified for at Santazon.com on Mars. I just wonder about housing up there.
Hey, the Tesla Dude blew up Santa?
BIG space rivalries between billionaires!
Tesla Dude vs. Amazon Dude. Who would win?
Both of them, and then charge us for it.