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I'll be in four airports next month. I hope I don't run into any of the people you described! I enjoyed reading your substack piece.

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May 12, 2023Liked by Peter Moore

YES! You covered them well. Just need to add over perfumed to the sex bomb!

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May 12, 2023Liked by Peter Moore

I think you got them all. You, as a frequent flyer would know.

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May 21, 2023Liked by Peter Moore

So true! Trains are the same. On a train in France there were very strange people. 1st one, a farmer with a tomato plant, then a dubious character with a huge bag under his feet, cracking his knuckles, then no 3 a thin guy with very large ears! It was very hard not to laugh out loud! 😂

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The whole of airborne society is right here in this post, Peter. Epic!

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You forgot the inconsolable screaming baby...

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This column made me laugh! I have met all of these people in my many years of extensive travel. 😊

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