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Oh, this is brilliant, absolutely brilliant! Chortled my way through the whole thing!

The Long Man of Wilmington is looking very chipper at the moment, having recently been spruced up. 🖌️

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I’ll need to pay him a visit!

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Do! Gimme a wave while you’re there - we can see him in the far distance from our upstairs windows. We never used to be able to see him, and were surprised over the summer that we could! Turned out he’d been given a lick of paint! 🤣

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I’m afraid I’ve only seen the white horse on the hillside in Yorkshire, I think. Don’t think I noted if it was a stallion or a mare!

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This is a test of penis-related content on my Substack. Not sure how I’ll drum up more, if it is!

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