Road2Elsewhere by Peter Moore

Road2Elsewhere by Peter Moore

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Road2Elsewhere by Peter Moore
Road2Elsewhere by Peter Moore
This Just In. And up!

This Just In. And up!

Play-by-play and full-color analysis of the Big Play of the Day. Eat your heart out, NFL commentators. WRITTEN AND ILLUSTRATED BY PETER MOORE

Sep 13, 2023
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THE NFL SEASON is now upon us, like a rash we can’t get rid of. Every Sunday, Monday, and Thursday, we’re treated to millions of words of play-by-play—plus thundering expert analysis—of an inherently silly game: Large men chase a ball that doesn’t even bounce well, and beat the crap out of each other while doing so.

Bouncing footballs of the NFL

America’s game. Typical.

OK, I admit it, I watch too, along with 58% of all Americans—including babies and toddlers, evidently. But listening to all that NFL chatter made me think: Why don’t we cover and commentate on something actually important?

Road2Elsewhere is up to the task!

Click here to play snappy theme music by Aaron Copland!

Live from planet earth: it’s the sunrise!

  1. Pre-game.

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