This Just In. And up!
Play-by-play and full-color analysis of the Big Play of the Day. Eat your heart out, NFL commentators. WRITTEN AND ILLUSTRATED BY PETER MOORE
THE NFL SEASON is now upon us, like a rash we can’t get rid of. Every Sunday, Monday, and Thursday, we’re treated to millions of words of play-by-play—plus thundering expert analysis—of an inherently silly game: Large men chase a ball that doesn’t even bounce well, and beat the crap out of each other while doing so.
America’s game. Typical.
OK, I admit it, I watch too, along with 58% of all Americans—including babies and toddlers, evidently. But listening to all that NFL chatter made me think: Why don’t we cover and commentate on something actually important?
Road2Elsewhere is up to the task!
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Pre-game.
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