The Many Ways Tuesday's Election Won't Change Your Life

Nov 01, 2024

NOVEMBER 5TH IS ELECTION DAY! WHOA!

If that’s news to you, I’ll forward you 1,234 exclusive text messages requesting donations. I get them from everybody, on both sides!

Those of you who have heard about the election may be worried about the results. Don’t give it another thought!

Join me as I run down all the ways election day won’t change a thing.

For instance….

(There may have been other voting ramifications that I missed….)

And so, in sum…

Share this with somebody who’s too busy or cynical or distracted to vote on a day that occurs only 25 times a century, and once in our lifetimes.

“A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman* thinks of the next generation.”

—James Freeman Clarke

*I’m pretty sure this applies to stateswomen, too.

Thanks for joining me here.

It's not just about America. It's about the world after November 5! Let's hear it for Kamala!

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Thanks for the laugh. We are so inundated with sh t. Whack a mole doesn't help. One delete and 5 more emails or texts show up.