Road2Elsewhere by Peter Moore

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Sketchbook: Alaska

Sketchbook: Alaska

I looked at the landscape. The landscape looked back. WRITTEN AND ILLUSTRATED BY PETER MOORE

Jul 19, 2023
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Sketchbook: Alaska
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A GUY FROM TEXAS IS SITTING IN A BAR, bragging about his state. How it has the biggest this. The most of that. The longest whatever.

Two seats down, a guy from Alaska patiently listens.

Finally the Alaskan can take no more, and tells the Bigmouth:

“If you don’t stop bragging,” he says, “we’ll tear Alaska in half, and then Texas will be the third largest state.”

I heard that joke twice while I was visiting Alaska, delivered by tour guides who had identified Texans in our midst. When I got back home, my friend Mark texted the joke to me. It was still funny, because like all great comedy, it was true.

Please subscribe, and help replace the thirteen subscribers from Texas who will quit because of that joke.

Alaska is indeed huge, as I know after trying to stare it down for two weeks. The landscape was simply too enormous to comprehend. But I did try to stuff as much as I could into my sketchbook.

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