Nap.ti.tude

Build your vocabulary for the road to unconsciousness

It’s Monday. A day of recommitment to work. To achievement. To accomplishment.

And all of that makes me want to take a nap, so please don’t call or text from 1pm to 1:15pm today.

I am in fact something of a legend in my family for my ability to nap in spectacular locales.

I have conked out next to a pelouse interdit sign in the gardens of Versailles, …