THE GLOBAL ECOTOURISM MARKET swelled to $186 billion in 2022, which means that certain charismatic animals need a respite from prying tourist eyeballs. So if you see giraffes on vacation, give them some space. Especially vertical space.
They’ve earned their chance to…
Kick back with a sweet dessert.
Ride the coasters (if mom says it’s OK).
Take in a drive-in movie.
Cruise.
Post a selfie with new friends.
And watch golf. They love golf. I bet you didn’t know that.
Help me take a giraffe out for coffee.
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Too funny! Well maybe too too funny! Or even ....
Just thinking of the giraffes cheeks sucking on that long straw. What a pucker! HAHA