Coffee is Woke

Just the way I like it, in fact. WRITTEN & ILLUSTRATED & QUAFFED by PETER MOORE, CAFFEINE ADDICT

I’VE SPENT A LIFETIME OVERTIPPING BARISTA ARTISTS, who top my much-needed coffee drinks with fantastical, foamy visions.

Q: Care for a shot of whimsy with that latte, sir?

Me: Yes! But hurry!

From: “My 8 Best Cups of Coffee,” here on substack. Though in fact, they’ve all been terrific.

Once I discover an art form, I try my own hand at it, natch. I’m not sure any of my foam designs are physically possible, but that never stops me from trying.

Wake up and smell the cartoons, my fellow caffiends!

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Buy me a coffee. Please! Cartooning is dangerous when you’re sleepy!

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Anti-woke? Buy me a decaf, then.

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One more for the road2elsewhere.

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I really shouldn’t. But OK if you insist.

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Cartoonists aren’t organized, either. Pay is an issue!

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Don’t shoot the cartoonist, either. He’s drawing as well as he can.

"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity."

Dave Barry

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Have I mentioned this whole “buy me a coffee” thing? Support your sleepy cartoonist!

Many thanks for joining me here, in between cups. If you sign on for a founding membership, I’ll send you a $10 gift card from Dunkin’ Donuts! Or the coffee joint of your dreams!

Great to be with all 10,000 of you here on the Road2Elsewhere. It means the world to me.